The Confused Monkey

The Confused Monkey desperately searched for a rubber johnny to demolish. It is an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Confused Monkey always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Confused Monkey desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Confused Monkey needed a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Monkey desperately craved for a sword that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

The Confused Monkey desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally drop. It should be a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup was the item that was opted for.