Boring Princess

Boring Princess needed a chocolate bar that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Boring Princess wanted a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Boring Princess always kept a piece of paper that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Princess often carried a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A big sponge of all things.

Boring Princess found a melon that they would play with. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Boring Princess desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a hat is the item that was chosen.