The Bewildered Antelope

The Bewildered Antelope desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Antelope desired a ball that they would put on his head. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

The Bewildered Antelope always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A lava lamp being the item selected.

The Bewildered Antelope carried a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Antelope desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Antelope desperately looked for a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.