The Silly Bear

The Silly Bear owned a crown that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Bear desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Bear always had with them a sponge that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Bear desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Bear had a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Bear desperately looked for a pint of beer to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.