The Confused Poodle

The Confused Poodle desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Confused Poodle desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Poodle desperately desired a bag of flour to share. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Confused Poodle had a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Poodle desperately searched for a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Poodle desperately craved for a ball to share. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.