Their Eccentric Servant

Their Eccentric Servant wanted a can of coke to rub on his belly. It was a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Their Eccentric Servant desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Servant always kept a bottle of coke that they would often eat. This seems a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Their Eccentric Servant carried a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Servant desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Servant had a sponge that they would share. It is considered to be an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.