The Red Viper

The Red Viper always carried a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Viper needed a hat that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a hat of all things.

The Red Viper desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Red Viper carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. This seems a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Red Viper looked for a bat that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Viper always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It is a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.