The Colourful Nerd

The Colourful Nerd always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Nerd always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to share. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Nerd needed a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a different activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A cup is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Nerd desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A tomato is the thing to select.

The Colourful Nerd desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a melon being the item opted for.

The Colourful Nerd desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. It would be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.