The Adorable Lunatic

The Adorable Lunatic desired a bottle of beer to drop. It should be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Lunatic owned a melon to smash. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Lunatic desperately needed a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Adorable Lunatic had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Adorable Lunatic desperately craved for a sponge to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

The Adorable Lunatic desperately wanted a cucumber to eat. One might find this to be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.