I want an office collie!

I've been curating today, which means I've read dozens of posts. That's why I want to share with you again some interesting, out-of-context quotes. I hope I can put a smile on your face 🙂.

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I was somewhat struck by the scale of the event to which this post is dedicated:

I've seen different things, but never before has a post been devoted to a trip to an ATM.

As a curator, I write guidelines from time to time. It's hard to make a post like this interesting, but someone managed to present it in a beautiful way!

And today I envied one author. I have bad bosses, incompetent colleagues and outdated computer equipment at work. But someone even has an office collie and you can go to lunch with him!

Do you know what happens when a colorblind person enters a color contest? This:

Oh, I almost forgot! Dear biological readers, today is a big holiday:

Someone thinks it's fun to brag about a good day with the animal they want to kill:

This is how I spend the day with my four-legged friend - I killed him. Applause!

And certainly no day is complete without brushing your teeth. Not a damn day of curation!

The Steem community has the cleanest teeth in the world. That's for sure.

Why doesn't anyone write that they are going to pee after getting out of bed? Do you not pee after sleeping? Is it just me who goes to pee in the morning 😱?!