This is a piecemaking contest, obviously.

Prizes (including sponsorships)

• 3 RP for first place.
• 87 RP for second place.
• 88 RP for third place.

Rules

• Submit two pieces in the comments below; one Champion, and one Minion that promotes to it. Submissions that do not fit this criteria will not be eligible for prizing.
• If you have any content in your submission other than your two pieces, you will be removed from eligibility for prizing.
• If you respond to any other poster or post a non-submission top-level post, you will be removed from eligibility for prizing.

Scoring

• The winner will be determined using an entirely objective rubric, which has already been determined and will be made public upon submissions closing.
• Ties will be won by the chronologically first submission.

Submissions end 2020 September 23rd, 11:59 PM EST, also known as "approximately one week from now".