Army Building Guide by a Player Rated Over 3
Yes, you should definitely build an army.
DO IT!
You'll want either 8 Minions, half of double that, a third of triple that, or a quarter of quadruple that. Some say the amount of possibilities here are endless.
You should have 1 King, because of tradition. Plus, you wouldn't want your Minions to get unruly, so you need someone to boss them around.
You'll also want to add 7 Champions, but you can only have 4 of the same kind, so you can't be too boring.
The Champions and King have to go in the row closest to the bottom of the screen, because they are the heaviest. The Minions lay on top of them, but not in a sexy way.
Now you're ready to start playing CEO!
Do you have any opinions on the total value of units in my army?
Of course. You know what they say about opinions, though, right? "Opinions are like ass holes: you need to be sure they are deep enough so your donkey can't get out."
I'm afraid my ass hole isn't deep enough to keep my donkey from wandering where this topic is concerned.
dammit i wanted to make this joke :[
Advice:
Don't get nuanced.
except poisonmage/++ that crushes new players.