Contest: Monster out of the box

1. K!dñápp£r: Get in the car

Me: I want to sit in front

1. He bought you pizza and yoghurt last night and since then, you can't let your mind off him

My sister, you're not in l0ve; na longer thr0at dey w0rry you

1. Always make sure you're moving f0rward in life.

Even if you're çryiñg, abeg cry dey go fr0nt

1. People were so kind to me today in the taxi.

   I raised my arm, the person sitting by my righed gave me 'Roll on'. I said 'thank you', the person seated by my left dashed me 'Close up'

2. 'It's a small world' 'It's a small world'

   And I haven't met Bill gate, yet??.

3. When you visit a man and his friends start leaving one by one, my sister, follow the last pers0n

4. Guy: (chats her up) Babe, where are you?

   Gal: I'm actually inside my dad's G-Wagon. I'm driving to work

   Guy: Oh OK...

   Gal: Where are you?

   Guy: I'm actually three seats behind you. Wanted to tell you not to pay the conductor, that I will pay for you...

5. Welcome to Nigeria where mothers tell their children to reduce the volume of the TV, to $m£ll if the TV wire's búrñiñg

6. Lady: And Jac0b $l£pt with Leah the whole night, thinking it's Rachel

F£@r m£n

Guy: And Leah couldn't say she wasn't Rachel throughout the whole night

Double y0ur f£@r for w0m£n

1. Waiter: Comfortable sir

   Customer: No, I didn't come here for table; Comeforfood

Some minutes later

Waiter: You bill, sir

Customer: Bill? Your s0up tastes funny

Waiter: Then, why ain't you laughing??

Enjoy this monster Contest and tell me if it is funny..

I will like invite @kouba01 @wakeupkitty and @drhira to take part in this contest.
Thanks for reading 🙏