Quarantine Fun

the-real-betman (58)in Sports betting • 4 years ago

You, again! I mean, you did miss another set of odds at BetScorum without justification! Is it possible that in time of global prison… a quarantine, that is, you have a better fun than betting?

Betman really can’t imagine what better thing could you do in your house prison? Racing your pet turtle? Trying to learn your kids something smart? Not after the ‘school education’, Betman is just exaggerating. Thinking deeply what has become of your life? No, it is probably too hard. Sex? Are you doing sex? No, Betman can’t believe…

Well, this is because… oh, how Betman hates it when a woman talks too much at the inappropriate time… this is because Betman is not a fan of a sex in a cage. Do you know how hard is to make Pandas to engage in sex in the Zoo? Well, Betman projects his understanding that there can’t be a successful sex without freedom. Yes, boudoir scoring is quite OK, but only if you can choose where you can do it. For example, today in boudoir but tomorrow in the field, not in a football one, but in the nature, on the beach, under the moonlight, on the cruiser, on another planet…

Yes, Vulcan is a nice planet, but we have a jealous psychopath with a very small genitalia who imposed a curfew, so Betman cannot get to his spaceship. That’s an additional reason why he is digging a tunnel to Belarus. Those Vulcan girls are so fiery…

OK, now we have to earn some SCR and hope we could once buy a spaceship fuel for it. So, you have missed first two Belarus games today, but you have two more…

What are you waiting? Help of a Federation Fleet? Those Vulcan girls will not come on a planet with intelligence so low that their inhabitants even cannot tell a false infection from the real. If you are too afraid to oppose your government, you can prove intelligence by beating Betman in betting. Now, the time is running out…