This is crazzy man, I love the story, it's just so well structured and creative. I couldn't help but laugh while i read this story especially this part

I had avoided her enough I know but that was my way of showing her that “odogwu ekwesiro idi soft, odogwu di soft umuazi adoya vam vam vam”.

Its my slogan too, but on other issues lol.., i love forward to the part 2 of this story.

Maybe we can even make a contest out of this concept hmm.. i will think about it and put something through..

Cheers man