Moment-Of-The-Day Photography Challenge - Week 13 | Private Chat Between Lovers

I stole sandwiches from those awful people, risking having my feathers plucked and feeling sick from the disgusting smell of caramelized onions. I pecked at the people who called you an ugly plague with no purpose. Instead of getting some good sleep early in the morning, I woke up those lower beings called humans by tapping on their windows to make you laugh. I even risked my life by sneaking into gourmet restaurants to gift you an exquisite dinner made from selected farmer's crumbs, free from genetically modified wheat, while setting the table with top-notch twigs. I gave it my all to make you happy! And now you're telling me that because I once tucked my beak under our neighbor's feathers, you want a divorce.

Shameless! And you should know your breath stinks! 🤮 Goodbye!