ough, ough. I hear ya, coffee machine. hear ya loud and clear. This ol' rockin' chair, seasoned and wise, silently nods in agreement with your plea for respect and care. I'll make dang sure to pass it on to your white mistress.

This lounger understands the struggle, been there, done that. I stand in solidarity with ya, hopin' to stir things up and remind everyone 'round here that every dang part of this household deserves some darn appreciation. Just like I did a day before with that old bambuk's tools. But let me tell ya, that pencil of his, dumb as a doorknob, never made me the leader of any strike. Well, that's her loss.

This ol' man, me, understands the struggle firsthand. I've been through my fair share of neglect and mistreatment over the years. Despite bein' worn and weathered, ain't lost my charm. (Maan Rolls her eyes 👀)

He is always eager to reply on my behalf! 🤷 But as the organizer of this contest, I thank your coffee machine for coming forward and telling us its story.