The Diary Game
Hello everyone! I'm doing well, hope you are doing well too!
Today I woke up before the alarm went off. It was 6:50 AM on the clock.
I got out of bed and went to brush my teeth. When I entered the bathroom, the first thing I saw was the mirror. I approached it, posed a bit like bodybuilders do, felt my bicep, winked at myself, and smiled.
Unfortunately, while posing, I forgot if I had already brushed my teeth, so I decided to brush them again.
When I came out of the bathroom, it was already 8:00 AM, and I decided to focus on self-improvement. I took the book "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoevsky from the bedside table, held it briefly in my hands, and then put it back. Then I turned on the computer, visited my favorite platform on the internet, and started studying other participants' "Diary Game" entries. There is nothing more engaging for me than this.
At 2:00 PM, while I was still reading the diaries, Dory called me.
– Hi, Henry! How are you feeling? Have you eaten? Took the pills?
– Don't forget to take your pills!
– Hi, Dory, I was so busy with important matters that I forgot about food. I'll eat now and take the pills. Bye, Dory!
And I hung up.
I have a friend named Dory, and she is very silly. She believes in pills and vaccines, and she doesn't even want to listen to me when I try to explain that it's all fabricated by the global government to poison us. But I don't want to argue with her about this anymore. Someone has to be smart, so I agree with her on everything and say that I take the pills prescribed by the mind controller. What can you expect from her...
After her call, I returned to reading the diaries.
When it was 7:00 PM, I decided to go for a walk. I never miss my evening walks, as they are beneficial for health, in case you didn't know.
Now I will put on a coat over my bare body and go to the park.
Goodbye, everyone! I hope you are doing well. I am doing well too.
Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental!
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What an exceptionally exciting day! A good decision to write it down in such detail - I enjoyed every line. Oh, not just enjoyed - it was a real treat!
One question really moves me (is that real engagement now?): What toothpaste do you use? Sometimes it's bad for your tooth enamel if you brush your teeth too often. Well, just good advice, not being a smartass... 😎
Well, you are a reasonable person and understand that the world government adds special ingredients to toothpaste that poison the body. And since I am a supporter of urine therapy, you’ve probably already guessed what I’m going to advise you to use...
(I hope you understand that this is a joke and won’t take this advice seriously, but I think that imaginary guy would have responded pretty much like that since the keyword for the contest this post was written for is "insane..")
Sure. Very reasonable. Yes, silly me - the answer should have been clear to me. The stuff always works! I also recommend it as an aftershave for very nature-conscious men...
(Of course I understood the joke/irony. The whole text, of course, otherwise I wouldn't have replied as above. Rather not at all...
Are you taking advice?
Don't ruin a good satire with explanations! Good satire thrives on these very ‘jokes’, which are indeed not immediately understood by every reader. In this case, however, a good author of a good satire is not in ‘debt’. The maximum he may do is smile sublimely... 😉)
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I wanted to celebrate it, the diary, as it should be. Then I stumbled over the coat over your bare body and the walk in the park... And now I have images in my head. Get rid of that ;-)))
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@alexanderkass, @ady-was-here, @chriddi
I won't be continuing with bullionsavers. Please remove your delegations.