Donald Trump in Israel

in fun2 months ago

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Donald Trump(*) makes a fact-finding visit to Israel. During a trip through Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him
"You can have him sent home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for only $100."
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their reply to the undertaker and tell him that Donald Trump should be sent home. The undertaker is confused and asks:
"Why would you spend $50,000 to send him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you only spend $100?"
The American diplomats reply:
"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We simply cannot take the risk."

(*) interchangeable probably ☺️

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