Hidey Bushes

My fondness and welcome friendship was recently directed to a woman living in the UK. She told me about the scanning and patting down of hidey bushes.

That is, a bush in which a weapon COULD be hidden. She called them hidey bushes.

I was once married to a woman named Heidi.

Anysuch, the scenario in which a population COULD EVEN BE held down to the possibility of a blade goin' all hidey up in the bush is abhorrently revolting. FUCK THAT.

I FIND HIDEY BUSHWHACKIN AS PREPOSTEROUS AS TINY BOOKS DETERRING BULLETS.