Why Is Hemp Still Outlawed?

What's the secret of hemp, that the idiots-that-be don't want us planting it? It can't get anyone high; it grows incredibly quickly; it could absolutely replace our need for paper.

I wanted to talk a bit about this. Jesse Ventura came onto Alex Jones' show today, and one of the things mentioned was climate change. He mentioned that there's too much CO2 in the air, working on a fallacy of climate change; namely, the more CO2, the more warming. Real scientists have debunked this, but I've come to an even more elegant and smile solution: STOP CUTTING DOWN TREES AND LANT HEMP FOR OUR PAPER NEEDS! The trees will absorb the CO2, and the hemp will cleanse our soil.

Much like the autism arc, are we to just sit by as our forests are razed to ZERO, then requiring us to monetize the creation of oxygen (and if it needs to be produced, it will be monetized)?

Doesn't that just sound fucking stupid?

In 2035, all boys will supposedly be autistic. The following year, all girls. I don't see the CDC doing FUCK ALL to forestall this "eventuality".

Does this sound like something for which we should just sit around, with our thumbs up our holes, waiting for the inevitable end?

What is the secret of HEMP?!? Does it open our third eye? Does it cause mass harmony? Will it strangle scumbags?

Any ideas?!?