Threat assessment: 45 things I worry about more than some people self-voting.

In some semblance of order.

1. My government.
2. People who want to stop people self-voting.
3. The oncoming winter.
4. Aneurysm. (Not over the fighting, I'm medically risky.)
5. Steemit Inc.
6. Emotional collapse due to my dog dying. (She's fine, but we had a scare.)
7. One or both of my partners getting hit by a bus. (It's 11 pm, and they're home.)
8. Still my government.
9. Probably the Russian government?
10. My ancient Aeron spontaneously collapsing.
11. My desk deciding it can't handle the weight of my printer anymore and crushing my legs.
12. Drowning in box elder bugs. (Which we are metaphorically.)
13. Bitcoin being pretty terrible.
14. Ethereum being pretty terrible.
15. We're going to go with my government again here. I could say specific things but why?
16. Junkies breaking into my house on a cul-de-sac in a wealthy suburb.
17. Tornado. (It's November, but since 1998 I rank this one over-highly.)
18. Earthquake. (In Minnesota.)
19. Coyotes who somehow can break into my house.
20. Turkeys who somehow can break into my house and manage to hurt me.
21. Being hit by a meteor.
22. The whole planet being hit by a comet.
23. The whole planet turning out to have been flat all along, being hit by a comet, and me falling into the hole.
24. I think it's time to mention my government again.
25. Cheese. (OK, this one should really be higher.)
26. Acute Flaccid Myelitis. (That's scary, but I'm almost 40.)
27. Either of the neurological conditions I already have. (Apart from the aneurysm risk.)
28. The EMP.
29. Someone stabbing me for making a terrible pun.
30. My government collapsing.
31. Being invaded by Canada. (In the 1% of timelines where that's a bad thing.)
32. Being invaded by, say, Serbia somehow.
33. My leftist friends deciding to take action about something instead of just protesting it.
34. My writer friends getting something done early and shattering the space-time continuum.
35. Any of my friends developing an executive function and initiating social activities. (Except Ginger.)
36. Pathological distraction by an endless stream of new Murderbot books.
37. The Red Sox winning the World Series. (Reminder: check notes.)
38. Pathological distraction by the ever-expanding Jimmy Butler rabbit hole.
39. The earth being swallowed by the ever-expanding Jimmy Butler rabbit hole.
40. People who think even forty of these was too many.
41. People who are upset at me for promising 45 and stopping at 42.
42. Douglas Adams.