The Red Hedgehog

The Red Hedgehog desired a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was sublime. A helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Hedgehog always carried a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Red Hedgehog always kept a dildo to sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Red Hedgehog looked for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

The Red Hedgehog often carried a sponge that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Red Hedgehog always kept a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.