The cure for death

This one found me reading a newspaper about the elites living forever after finding the cure for death dug up from an old grave...

Old news from the science community said that scientists have discovered it is no longer a theory that everyone alive today will one day die if a cure is not found soon which did not please anyone at the time. But startling news has come into my possession.
A race has been going on around the clock to find a cure for death and word has filtered through that it has been discovered. A secret document has been found in a dumpster by yours truly and so I can now say without a word of doubt the cure has been found for death.

It is estimated that the pharmacological industry will charge one billion dollars per pill to each customer and already a selection committee has been set up by the government to decide who will get the pill with prominent government ministers and influential businessmen in line to receive it first.
The anti ageing pill will be designed to last one year before it breaks down and another one is needed but because the pill will reverse the effects of ageing so that the body reverts back the biological clock to the optimum age of twenty five it is considered that only four pills will be needed per century.

Recently, the gene responsible for cell decay was taken out of the DNA strand of one thousand volunteer test subjects and within a short time one hundred percent of them showed remarkable retro ageing. The prognosis is that the treatment works and is going through the final stages of testing prior to distribution to the elite who can afford it.
This is good news for the billionaires who have the funds and now can live forever and can make even more money from the consumers that are breeding at an incredible rate around the planet.
Each new consumer that comes along means money in the bank for the big corporations that are overjoyed at the news and are spreading golden handshakes in record numbers to grease the wheels to make it all happen for them.
Politicians are lining up to be bought but nothing new there; new laws are in the process.
It’s a new world folks and money buys it all: power, fame, prestige, the love of many, and now immortality or everlasting life, take your pick.

“History is being written as we want it and God is on our side. Nothing now can stand in our way; the new world order is here and now can’t be stopped,” said a government spokesman of the ruling party.
Plans are in place for the activists who want to spoil our fun and will shortly be rounded up and placed in control units already built for them where they can be programmed to see the error of their ways and eventually sent back out into the work pool as industrious workers and consumers, with no expense spared for their reform.

The machine is up and running and is self perpetuating. No more hiding behind the propaganda; the time is here to show who the real rulers of this planet are.
This is John Doe of the planetary enterprises group that has brought this astounding news to you all and I wish you all a very happy Christmas.
Now, where can I get a billion dollars from?
A used car anyone?

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