You don't know poop. A funny little poem that teaches the right way to poop.

Sitting as if it's some fancy chair

Getting up to speed on daily affairs

Hoping this day of yours to be bright

Sorry, but you're not pooping right

That rectum of yours is getting a hit

Leaning into your phones as you shit

To search secret of health you wander

While all the time it lied just under

Just do it like those wise old sages

That's how it's being done for ages

Bend down and squat on your feet

Let the poop flow smooth and neat

Squatting get the angles right

Taking away the rectum's plight

Squatting opens up your colon

That's how nature wants it done

To be a squatter dig no hole

Raise your legs, that's the goal

So just put your legs on a stool

That's like squatting, isn't it cool

Now you know what's the right way

So there's one last thing left to say

When on potty, put down your androids

Or you'll end up googling hemorrhoids

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