Or you could use your smartphone to wipe your bottom with the iWipe accessory and answer it with the left hand thus leaving the right hand cleaner for things like eating food. Just remember to always whisper in the right ear. Okay, on second thought maybe that might void the warranty - best not do that. Lol. ;)
haha i googled iwipe. thanks for commenting
I was totally joking. Funny that you googled iWipe. You did post it under the 'funny' tag though. :D