Are you weak and puney? would you like to make people think you are buff as F*CK?!? Then read on. lol.steemCreated with Sketch.

in #health7 years ago (edited)

Photoshop is your best friend if you want to gain muscle without having to do any exercising or without working out. But good luck explaining why your a skinny wimp when you actually meet up with someone who you met online who you made believe you were buff as sh*t. hahaha. I just did this as a joke but heres a before and after pic, I literally gained hella muscle in about 15 minutes without doing any workouts. Sounds unreal huh? well, thats cause it is. This is the same thing that weight loss products do to advertise, and protein shake marketers. Now your eyes are open. Your welcome. haha.
Before-

After-

SLIGHTLY altered photo of myself. hahaha. And yes, my d*ck is so big it hangs over the mirror.

If you would like to know how to do this. Upvote and comment and MAYBE I will teach you my skillz of deception. LOL.

Peace & <3

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Lmaoooo, i died. Hope you write a tutorial on it :)

lol thanks :D

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