How to be young again!

According to Wiktionary.org's English dictionary app, defined
Young as "In the early part of growth or life;born not long ago. ▼ showAs if young; having the look or qualities of a young person.My grandmother is a very active woman and is quite young for her age.Of or belonging to the early part of life.The cynical world soon shattered my young dreams."
I still sort to understand why I was eager to grow quickly. most of us, especially in the ghetto part of Nigeria in the late 90s would remember teenage rituals done by boys back then in order to appear rather older than we were. One of which was the blessing of our temples, jaws and upper lip region. All in the vain attempt to forcibly grow facial hair. The girls were not left out, for they donned oversized high heeled shoes and stole a few moments glancing at nodes on their chests like it would suddenly become a cup size 39.
As they say, wishes come true! But not all of those wishes were products of in-depth thoughts, hence, our secret clamour for that secret, that potion, that syrup that'll make us young again.
Many conmen and women have come up with varieties of formulas, creams, drugs, ebooks, applications and games (yes, games!) All in the name of making people young again. But search no more, except for what you shall be instructed to, in this piece. For I have struck the mine that unravels the secret that has been lost for ages. "The secret to being young again!"
I shall be reeling out a set of rules to be followed religiously, if you would love to be young again.

...Here we go!

The human body works on quite simple principles, which if only such principles can be understood, would not only solve the problem of aging but would also solve up to 90% of human problems throughout his existence.
Man has amazing powers but over centuries, he has resorted to easier or in other cases, mediocrist ways of problem solving. An overall effect which has seen man
Become objects to what should have been subject to. This brings us to the first set of three bodies of rules.

How to be young again!
There are three aspects we shall be working on:
The mind,
The body,
No, you're wrong! Not the soul but the lifestyle!

Mind rules:

Rule 1:
Know what you want!

It's amazing how we just secretly wish to own something and out of the blue, you come close to getting it,without necessarily pushing too far for it, that's if you don't even get it.
The universe is ruled by what is conceived in minds, we are one massive energy ball, so some books say.
But believe it or not, when it's conceived, the likelihood of it not occurring is superslim!
So create the image of what age you want to go back to, then define what aspects of the age you want to relive.

Rule 2: believe it!
Many a time, we've seen unspeakable superstitious beliefs come to life and we stay there questioning and waiting for some scientific explanation. Sorry to burst your bubbles! Science only explains what overtime has caught attention of those who care to study a phenomenon. But after many years of inability of people to properly categorize events under witchcraft or physical, the word metaphysical seemed to be more of conclusive term than a description of events. The truth is, once it is believed it becomes amazingly effective!

...to be continued!