Hahaha I think you just wanted an excuse to show us your wife's ass! ;)

The struggle is real, I haven't seen the inside of a gym since our child was born and it's difficult because I'm not as lean or strong as I was before. What I do to make up for my lack of exercise ability is to incorporate intermittent fasting all the more religiously into my routine. Keeps most of the weight off but not all of it! Give it a whirl if you haven't already.