Sperm Found To Cure Depression and Disease

in #health6 years ago (edited)

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Sperm has many great health benefits. Most of which are unknown to the public due to our fear of talking about them. This is not something that you should bring up around the dinner table with your parents. I will detail for you here, a few of the amazing benifits of sperm.

Sperm is great for the skin. Many women have been using sperm for facial treatments all over the world. It does everything from soften the skin, to removing wrinkles. These women pay a lot of money for their facials. Sperm contains a substance known as spermine, that doctors and researchers have been trying to duplicate to help the skin remain young. These doctors know that sperm works, and they have been working for years, to pinpoint and duplicate its effects.

For those of you who do not appreciate the woman removing it from her mouth, sperm may also prevent tooth decay. Sperm contains vitamins such as calcium and zinc. It also contains whitening agents that may help the teeth. This could be a great way to convince that reluctant swallower, that this is a better choice. Especially if she has rotten teeth due to the smoking of crack.

Sperm is an anti depressant. In 2011 evolutionary psychologists at the State University of New York, discovered that semen could actually cure women of depression. This study was conducted with 293 female participants, and the results were astounding. The vast majority of the patients claimed to be cured of depression, thanks to sperm. The next time you see that woman crying over the man that wronged her, this may be a great approach.

Sperm can help pregnant women to boost the baby's immune system, as well as do away with morning sickness. This is according to Gordon Gallup. Mr. Gallup was a psychologist at SUNY-Albany. He studied the effect of sperm on the unborn fetus as well as the pregnant woman. His results were conclusive. Sperm will boost the immune system of the unborn fetus, as it passes on the immunities from the male donor. Although the results of sperm helping with morning sickness were overwelming, further studies are needed to consider these results conclusive. I bet he loves his job.

It really doesn't matter how you take this article. However you take it, I hope that you take something from it. This is great information that many are afraid to talk about. Please spread the word to your significant others. If you do not have a significant other, I would highly recommend spreading the word to the woman sitting next to you, the next time that you frequent your local bar. Go out and use this. Spread the word. Have fun. Sperm is the seed of life. Spread the seed.

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Um yeah that ones all you buddy. lmao

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