Haturday! Nice idea. You look great in your hat :)

I only ever seriously wore a hat once. It was a beret and this was in the days before hats were fashionable. Nobody wore a hat in public unless they were forced to for work purposes or hiding a bald spot, basically. So, I wore this beret to go shopping IN DAYLIGHT. I was in a queue in the post office. In front of me was a man with a little kid. The kid stared at me for a while, confused like. Then pointed at me and asked their dad why I was 'doing that'. I was young at the time and remember feeling the burning cheeks, the self-consciousness, the shame. I never wore a hat again. Probably got a hat phobia as a result.