hehehehee well here is a good one that even @bengy will laugh at!!!! I know it!!!!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off

"Because!" said the manager, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

hehehehehehehe