I have good memories of trick or treating as a kid. Like this one time, a friendly old lady said, "Come in! Come in!" We all went in. Then she said, "Come downstairs, I have to show you something!" So we were all expecting to see something scary for Halloween. Instead we saw a naked old man sitting in a recliner drinking beer and he wanted my cousin to sit on his lap. My cousin almost sat on his lap. We ended up leaving. The woman was like, "So! Was that scary?"