30 Days Haiku Challenge 2/20/2018 [Famous Celebrity]
Image Source: Amanda Seyfried , Google.com
Amanda
Drinking Hennessy
Getting laid with my girlfriend
Amanda Seyfried
<3
Lol you like her aren't you?
hahaha kind of perfect for a haiku - nice one ;p
i also kind of love how hennessy, girlfriend, and seyfried somehow phonetically go together even when none of them really rhyme. theres some sound tying them together when i read them aloud that surprised me even as i said it :)
I aint even know why the heck I'm doing this challenge. It's pretty obvious none of them lines are real, do you think Amanda would like to get laid with me?lol. I'm fake I must admit. I'm just doing it for fun though. I aint like Rakim or Nas. Thank you kindly @itenerantartist .
thats the beautiful thing about artistry - it doesnt have to be everyones truth. could just be your truth. and in this case, i imagine its your wishful truth ;p
its kind of crude, but also its sort of perfect that way lol. i think its suits a haiku very well. and dont count yourself out yet! youre on to something!
Lmao at ya girl. What do you mean I'm a horn dog? I must admit I used to think about me and Amanda Seyfried every night. Yeah I'm onto something sweet and sexy lol but girls don't like it that way, they thought it's kinda perverted lol.
its just because of the word choice some girls might say that. women like sexual stuff too - just more indirectly put than how men tend to state things lol ;p
i date both so i should know hahaha;p
OMG! It's more fun in the United States lol especially your state NY Empire State and you live in the Big Apple the city that neve sleeps (according to your steemit profile.) Where you at Brooklyn Queens Manhattan Staten? I actually don't know how to turn them on. I have not had sex in ages lol. Yeah that's why I'm fantasizing celebrity hah!
lmao - totally natural. i just came down with Mono (called the kissing disease), so technically i shouldn't be kissing anyone for the next couple months - mehhh
I'm over in brooklyn but i travel a lot so not currently there.
NYC is amazing. never tire of it (just the weather)
Sorry there was an error on the last part I meant I haven't had sex in ages. So what if you can't kiss? Is that a problem? I guess no, as long as you can give head no problem,oops my bad. or should I say your man should wait a month or so. You're a good singer and a song writer btw. I love your music it completes my day.
Nice
Hehehehe. nice bro.
Lol wala lang ako maisip, sarado utak ko nitong mga nagdaang araw haha