A little thin

This one came to me while talking to the guru...

Where are all your mates?

In the body of the craven sow.

What is your modus operandi?

The fatted calf of course.

The vegetarian one?

What else?

When does the dawn of understanding come?

It will come when the holy cow comes home.

When will I know what you are talking about?

When the reef of your madness has quietened.

That’s a little thin; tell me another one.

I am not a Chinese cookie fortune teller.

I know, you’re the guru and you’re supposed to enlighten me.

There is no suppose with enlightenment.

I’m going for a picnic now; I have had enough of this talk stuff I don’t understand.

The guru can only point the finger; you have to follow the path.

I must say it’s been strange talking to you.

Strange is only your perception.

I’m going now.

You have already gone.

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