I have rights dammit. I have lefts, and ups and downs good, evil and everything in between.... Why are people only concerned about rights?
It's just not right, we should all do the right thing. I'm right, right? It's better to be right than.. Left? Keep to the right. Turn right.. Riiiight? You are just racist against rights.

All this bullshit of rights is not right it's just plain wrong and only serves to separate us even further.