Gun of the Day Series - The B.R.

I am involving my five year old son in making some posts on Steemit. He creates the guns with his building blocks and we name the parts together. This is the discussion that took place.

Dad: What is this gun called?
Son: I already told you, it's a B.R.
Dad: What does B.R. stand for?
Son: I don't know!
Dad: Does it stand for Battle Rifle?
Son: Yeah... It's a battle rifle from Modern Warfare.
Dad: Okay, let's start identifying the parts. What is this here? (Dad points to the yellow block on top.)
Son: This is the scope. Do you want me to help you spell scope? (Son starts sounding out the word and identifies the silent 'e'.)
Son: Okay, what do you want me to tell you next?
Dad: What is this little orange block here?
Son: It is the thing that you go like this. (Son puts his hands up as if he is holding a rifle and makes the sound of automatic gunfire.)
Dad: Okay, so what do we call that thing?
(Son demonstrates the action again, complete with sound effects.)
Dad: So, is it a handle?
Son: Yeah! I didn't want to tell you, I wanted you to guess. Do you want me to help you spell it? (Son sounds out the word again).
Dad: Okay, next?
Son: Next...
Dad: What's this? What's this right here? (Dad points to the long yellow set of blocks at the bottom).
Son: That's the ammo clip!!! (Son says in a tone of voice indicating that dad shouldn't have had to ask.) Can I help you spell it?
Dad: Okay, help me spell it.
Son: 'eh', 'eh', 'eh', E?
Dad: That's not right.
Son: Wait, is it an 'e' or an 'a'? Wait, I know how to spell ammo clip! Wait, are there two 'l's in ammo clip? Wait, I am missing the 'c'!
(The dad and the son argued a little about that first letter because the son was hearing an 'e'. Finally he came around.)
Son: I get it, if it were an 'e' it would be 'emmo clip'.
Dad: Alright, so it's an 'a'.
Son: Okay, the 'a' sounds like the 'e', makes sense.
Son: 'mmm', 'mmm'.
(Dad types two 'm's. Son slaps his hand on his forehead as if to say, "what have you done?")
Dad: There are two 'm's.
(Long story short, 'ammo clip' finally get's spelled)
Dad: What's this? (Dad points at the shorter yellow set of blocks on the bottom.)
Son: It's the thing where you go like this. It's the thing where you shoot. (Son demos use of the firearm again.)
Dad: So, what it is called?
Son: It's the thing where you shoot!!
Dad: Is it a front grip?
(At this point, some major confusion ensues because dad thought the barrel was the green part, but it turned out the barrel is the blue part just above the small orange handle.)
Dad: Okay, so this is the trigger? (Pointing at the small set of yellow blocks on the bottom.)
Son: Yes!
Dad: Okay, son, we are almost done! So, this is the barrel?
Son: Yes!
Dad: And, what is this? (Dad points at the green end that he previously thought was the barrel)
Son: That is the back.
Dad: But it has a name and it's called.... buttstock, or stock.
Son: Oh... stock.
Dad: Okay, son, so are both of these two green parts the stock?
Son: Yeah, those are the stocks.
Dad: So, we have this and this (pointing at the two remaining parts that have not been identified). Do they have names?
Son: No, they don't have names.
Dad: So, are we done?
Son: Yeah, that's everything. Now can I play Playstation?

The End

(The dad and the son take a bow and exit stage left.)