I awoke this morning with my usual big stupid optimistic smile. Always looks good. I went to get a hot tea for my favorite woman who had a sore throat this morning. There were hot air balloons in the sky. Where I live, they are doing some yearly festival and it includes many hot air balloons. A beautiful sight indeed. I came back home, 
sat down and picked up my guitar and my face quickly turned shit sour upon the realization that the strings were plastered with greasy dirt and the body was as slippery as George Clooney's "Dapper Dan" caked hairdo in the wonderful film O Brother Where Art Though. Bryce, my friend, I know it was you. Ive told you time and again to wash your hands before you pick up anything that belongs to me. So now I feel compelled to share this with everyone here on steemit. Dude, you know you deserve this and you also now owe me for a new set of strings.
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