We get it...you recycle and are saving money for a charity. All hail Matthew!!! Ugh...

I wanna hear the dirt. Like that time you told me you love to organize bum fights. Or how when you bartender you would roofie random drinks to “see what happened”.

I guess these will have to do for now though....

Thx for playing brother. Knew I could count on you to finish my do...uh...participate in the innocent contest.