Their Round Gremlin

Their Round Gremlin desired a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It might have been a funny action, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Their Round Gremlin always kept a stretchman that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Their Round Gremlin owned a cucumber that they would cuddle. It might be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Their Round Gremlin owned a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Round Gremlin always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Round Gremlin craved for a big sponge to embrace. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.