The Green Gremlin

The Green Gremlin desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Green Gremlin searched for a melon that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

The Green Gremlin searched for a chocolate bar that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Green Gremlin desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a set square is the item to choose.

The Green Gremlin desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Gremlin desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.