How To Find a Wife- Zeus style!

Zeus was nothing but a moose

And his morals were a little bit loose

He turned into a bird

Which was a little absurd

So Hera would become Mrs Zeus!

Zeus wanted to take Hera as his wife, but she wouldn't have known of it, so the sneaky old fool turned himself into a cuckoo and dwindled his way into her affections. 

After nursing him in her warm bosom for some time, he finally found the nerve to turn back into himself  and take Hera for his wife, she really had no choice.

They had a 300 year honeymoon.

Personally I think he deserved a smack in the kisser, never mind a 300 year honeymoon!