Airline seats too small?

I know I shouldn't engage with this... but she says "It's not my fault my ass is this big."

Yes. It is. You've literally made it your job to have that butt. I'm like 95% certain that said butt couldn't even exist without implants, which probably means she actually PAID someone to make it that big.

I'm sorry that's made her life difficult in other ways, though. Trade offs, man.