Game of thrones #reviewes

Season 7 Episode 1 illogical matters:

1. Arya impersonating Walder Frey.
2. Disappearance of Black Walder and Lothar Frey having no side effects. No wives of either that realize their husband is missing? No friends either? No body?
3. Was Arya acting like Walder in the time it took to regroup ALL of House Frey after that banquet? If so:
4. How is Arya governing the Twins and sleeping with Walder's wife. She has no knowledge of lordship or damn bridge taxes.
5. How in Westeros did no one know what was up with Walder's weird acting?
6. Where was Walder's body hidden or trashed? Did no one find it? In the river? If so then wouldn't it float downstream and wash up on shore?
7. HOW DOES ALL HOUSE FREY MEMBERS TURN UP AT THE EXACT SAME FAMILY GATHERING TWICE WITHOUT ANYONE SKIPPING OR STAYING HOME?
8. Seriously ^. Where were the women of House Frey? Did Arya kill them all too? What about the children and teenagers? How'd she know who took part in the Red Wedding? She kill Edmure's wife as well?
9. How did Arya acquire poison and where from? How did she even garner enough poison to kill score of Freys? Did anyone notice that are replaced the wine with poison? This is just absurd, it'd have been easier to kill each one of them off in the abandons than find enough poison to kill them.
10. Why did Arya leave Edmure imprisoned at the Twins? It is viable if he was at Casterly Rock however.
11. Why is Edd still Lord Commander at Castle Black considering the entire Nights Watch was pretty much in civil war during season 6's start. Wouldn't they have a proper vote for LC or are they just giving up on the system they've abided by for 10,000 years?
12. Cersei's map is plainly ridiculously.
13. How in FUCK does the Iron Fleet reach Kings Landing and not take empty super important staging port fort Dragonstone?
14. How in the FUCK does Cersei allow Daenerys to take Dragonstone without any resistance.
15. How in the FUCK does Euron dress like a green day drop out turned biker meth smoker?
16. How in the FUCK does Euron not sack Kings Landing for that matter? Or any other settlement at all? Where is the logic? How even?
17. Why the FUCK is Davos not saying anything about Dragonstone and Dragon glass there when the northern council convenes?
18. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE VALE STILL THERE? GO HOME. YOU DID YOUR JOB. JUST FUCK OFF TO SWEETROBIN ALREADY.
19. Why is Littlefinger reduced to "Sansa, lez smash"?
20. Why is Sansa being frisky and Jon being as per usual a dumb fool? Shouldn't he have progressed a bit?
21. HOW THE FUCK DID THE TARGARYEN ARMADA BYPASS NEARLY EVERY FREE CITY, HAVE EASY SAILING, NOT GET HIT BY ANY STORM'S ESPECIALLY WHILE PASSING THROUGH A PLACE CALLED SHIPBREAKER BAY AND SUFFER NO CASUALTIES FROM SCURVY?
22. HOW THE FUCK DID THE DRAGONS NOT REQUIRE TO LAND AND JUST FLEW FOR MONTHS FROM SLAVERS BAY TO DRAGONSTONE?
23. How come no one defended Dragonstone? Why was it virtually empty? Someone must've been up keeping it for the years that past, Bastard of Nightsong anyone? What the fuck.
24. Why does Daenerys walk straight up through Dragonstone without any heavy protection. One well aimed marksman on the battlements could literally put an end to the Targaryen Dynasty as Westeros knows it. (Jon is excluded because Westeros has no empirical evidence of his lineage.)
25. How the fuck did Dragonstone triple in size from its version in season 2 and now has a throne which was never before seen?
26. HOW THE FUCK DOES EURON LEAVE KING'S LANDING AND BYPASS DRAGONSTONE WHICH LITERALLY SITS AT ITS DOORSTEP AND BLOCKS ANY ROUTE FROM THE BLACKWATER?
27. Fuck D&D.
28. Fuck Daenerys one liners.
29. Fuck all the northern lords who ignore Sansa's better claim to the North and instead suck off Jon Snow 'da kin in de nurhth'.
30. And most of all - FUCK LYANNA MORMONT AND ALL HER SHOE HORNED FEMINIST LINES. No seriously where's the northern logic? "Let's train 100% of the Northerners in combat" while leaving no one to take care of livestock, supplies, sow clothes for winter, watch over babies, etc. Are Northerners all idiotic morons with blood thirst for battle and shouting over their peers?
31. Lastly, hail Stannis. The Rightful King.