Angelina Jolie May Take Brad Pitt Back, Sources Say

Sorry, every bisexual girl I’ve ever met but oddly not lesbians, but Angelina Jolie may not be single any time soon after all. According to Us Weekly,  Jolie and husband Brad Pitt aren’t moving forward with their divorce  and it’s more likely they’ll reconcile than divorce. It does make sense  Jolie would want to hang on to Pitt considering all the trouble she went  to steal him away from his last wife, who thinks he’s an idiot anyway. After telling everyone who would listen how terrible Pitt was, Jolie  has seemingly changed her mind after he stopped drinking and admitted he  could stand to improve as a partner and a father. Which is, you know  fair play. Who hasn’t had a fight with their partner, ran to their  friends to tell them what an asshole they are, and then slept on it and  made up? The only difference is that when you or I do it, it doesn’t end  up on CNN. Well, okay, that and when I have a fight with my girlfriend,  no one phones Jennifer Aniston and asks for a snarky comment. Side  note, Jen, you’re almost fifty and you’ve been divorced for twelve  years, it’s time to let it go. According to Us Weekly’s unnamed source, “He got sober to try and win  her back. He knew he had a problem that he had to take care of. And  that’s all she ever wanted.” The modern-day Malibu Deep Throat also  added “Everyone thinks they are going to get back together. It wouldn’t  be surprising if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying  to work things out.” This source also added that even through all their  troubles, “She’s still so in love with him.” Which is actually really  sweet. I actually think it’s kind of nice that the Hollywood power couple may reconcile. They can save on tattoo removal fees and Brad can stop listening to Bon Iver while locking himself up in his sculpting studio.  But if things ultimately don’t work out for the couple, someone at  least send Brad an MP3 of Reverend Horton Heat’s “Galaxy 500.” It’s a  much better break up song.