Fun Giveaway: 0.10$ upvote to 10 people who comment on this post😊

in #giveaway7 years ago (edited)

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You guys know i love you, and i love giving, so i have to do another giveway.😊

This time i want to do a fun Giveaway😊 The rules are still very simple.😊

In 2 hours I will give 0.10$ upvote to 10 people who post a funny joke in the comments.😊

Good Luck.

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Macbaren? You are kidding?😀 Good job my friend

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

  • Snowballs.

obviously no ones reading the directions... you want a joke? how did the frog burn his tongue?

it tried to eat a FIREFLY!!

Or, why did the lousy chef permanently close his restaurant before thanksgiving?

cause he quit cooking cold turkey...

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

Not my own - but I like it :)

Most (of not all) of the jokes I know are naughty. But here's my favorite kid friendly one; you may have heard it - but if not here goes...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 (ate) 9.

😂😂😂

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

To get an egg...plant...lol :)

SO LAME! :D

I don't know why but i laugh at that one :)

I'm terrible with jokes as my life is one.

Why did the chicken go to teh seance? To get to the other side!

Hope that I have again a chance:

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In the stork?"

a quickie: a chamaron felt in love with a fly, at first kiss it was over

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