Their Retarded Giraffe

Their Retarded Giraffe desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often eat. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Giraffe owned a set square that they would play with. It might be a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Giraffe desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. It should have been an odd thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Giraffe desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Giraffe needed a ball that they would often break. It might be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Giraffe had a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It is a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.