Why ME and others HATE Germany (ENG) SHOCKING

3 Things I hate about GERMS Germany!

• ZUCC might be a german, because his name sounds German
• The name German goes back to 293 B.C and is a combination of the word JER which according to the Urban dicktionary can be translated to the male genitalia JER and man, which means man. In total this means Dickman and refers to John Dickman who died.
• They stare at their poo before flushing it. (Me too tbh, I hope noone i know will read this)

3 things other people hate about Germany:

• as Martian,a good friend of someone posted out: "...for some odd reason (GERMANS) seem to love those cancer sticks (cigarettes)." Thats acutally true! It is a German tradition to start smoking when you are 8 years old. The reason is quite simple: The smoke will only partly affect your oral health area during early stages of your life since the milk tooth usually fall out before this age. We want to make sure to get the full dosis of constant self-toxication.
• As a russian pointed out once: "водка, водка!" Even though I might be limited in my way to understand what BoAka means, I cant agree more with this statement
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WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT GERMANY HUH?