Boring Geek

Boring Geek looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

Boring Geek desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Boring Geek desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Geek found a cucumber to eat. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Geek desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Boring Geek always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.