Fuck It, Before It Fucks You #136 (If it wasn't for the boat)

Hey what’s up internet? It’s Friday morning here on the West Coast and time for me to write some shit. Sometimes I wonder if I’m trying too hard to sound like a radio D.J. Probably, oh well, what can you do?

So I was thinking earlier about how weird it is that a lot of people are against gay couples having kids. Considering all the extra shit they have to go through, when any two random straight people can just hook up at a bar and make a baby in the parking lot, I’d say the vast majority of gay parents are being way more responsible. They have to do all sorts of planning and go through all sorts of processes that can take years and not even work and are probably way less enjoyable than your half assed attempt to pull out. Probably even more irritating than the rash you had the next day. . But that’s conservative logic. Somehow the people who put the most effort into becoming parents are the least qualified to be parents. A lot of these are the same people who tell you immigrants are destroying America, when these same immigrants are more American than they are. I certainly didn’t have to pass a citizen test to be born here. Meanwhile these people actually have to learn the whole constitution, not just the 2nd amendment, or whatever part says the government can’t pay for healthcare.
But hey, a lot of these are the same people that Donald Trump managed to convince that he is literally the second coming of Jesus Christ. And maybe to them he is in some twisted way. I’m sure they think he was “crucified” in the White House, but he will be back! Which is why people are continuing to donate money to his “Stop the steal!” campaign, even though none of it is actually going towards “Stopping the steal.” Not that I have any idea what else people could have expected from a New York real estate dealer. But I heard not too long ago that the entire Trump organization is being indicted for tax fraud now. That’s how they always get you. They certainly don’t get you for war crimes. Shit, I remember when George W. Bush destroyed Iraq then got in a helicopter and flew away to his ranch where he’d hide out and paint kitty cats while Obama destroyed Libya. Then after Trump gets in he starts doing talk shows and the “Left” welcomes him back like a hero. Not an indictment between the two of them, but I’m supposed to be excited that they’re going after Trump for not paying his taxes. Get Bezos to pay his taxes, then I’ll be impressed. But no matter what they do go after a President for, they’ll never go after one for war crimes. This goes back at least as far as when Nixon was almost impeached. Of all the articles of impeachment drawn up against him, one was for the illegal bombing of Cambodia, and it was thrown out. Which I think pretty much established that the President can bomb whoever they want without repercussions. Because the righteousness of the imperial war machine must never be questioned.
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for tonight, So I’ll be signing off now. Remember kids, when life’s got you down, say fuck it, before it fucks you.